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Need to lose weight but always
seem to be putting it off? Can't seem to get up the motivation
to begin? Then
fear not! Here at We Exercise 4U you can have all the benefit of
knowing that a strict diet regime is in place and weight is being lost
– only somewhere else!
How
it works: You
want to lose weight but never seem to stick with it, or just fancy a
cake too much - a common problem! Simply send us money and we arrange
for somebody to lose weight on your behalf. It really is as simple as
that! Prices start from as little as £1 and you can rest
assured that somebody else is slimming for you. This decreases the
average weight of a UK citizen and at the same time increases the
overall health levels as well as supporting the weight loss industry.
In this way we all gain the benefits and all the subsequent reduction
in demand on the health service. After all does it matter how much one
individual weighs? The benefits will be spread around for us all.
Payment is easy and
secure. It is done via PAYPAL and all major credit cards are accepted. Simply
click on one of the
"BUY NOW" buttons below to send us some money and we will do
the rest - you will receive a certificate by email.
Or
why not do it as a gift for a friend? You can select one of the items
below and email the certificate on to them to notify them that you have
arranged for somebody else to lose weight for them, taking a load off
their mind!
Somebody else doesn't eat a
biscuit
When
temptation strikes at coffee time and you fancy a biscuit remember that
they contain loads of sugar and fat so steer clear! However if you can't
resist then at least you can send us some money and we will ensure that
somebody else cuts down their calorie intake by the equivalent of a
biscuit, which means that you can go ahead and munch safe in the
knowledge that the net biscuit consumption across the globe has reduced.
Price:
£1
Cut down on some significant
calories
For
your money at this level you are looking at a more serious attempt at a
calorie controlled diet. The equivalent of dieting for a week and losing approx 1lb by
the end of it all. Send us the money for this and you can be
safe in the knowledge that somebody else is going to apply all
that self discipline that you yourself lack.
Price: £5
Much more serious diet
This is our flagship product and
represents the equivalent of real success at dieting that you can be
proud of sponsoring. If you select this option somebody else goes on a
diet for several months and will lose at
least 4lbs on your behalf I should think. Not only will they
feel better and look better but the health benefits will be long
lasting I hope after sticking to this regime!
Price: £50
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